Thursday 22 May 2014

No More Sexy Kids

The Rolf Harassment case is well under way and as we see so many of our creepy television uncles of the past fall into disrepute for being exactly what they look like, I start to think what was that made kids so sexy 30-40 years ago?

Next time you are walking down the street and you see a child whether it be a group or several, it will shock you how unattractive they are compared to a fully grown woman or man, depending on your preference. Yet 30 or 40 years ago it seems like everyone on television who worked with children just couldn't keep their hands off them. The obvious reason being is kids looks have drastically deteriorated over the years.

I used all my journalism skills and discovered a shocking secret:


This picture is of one of the girls who was abused by Mr Jim'll Fix it. It was taken in 1961 when little Jenny Shaw was only 6 years old.



This was take just 6 days ago. It is of course sweet Rebecca Farley aged 8 years old. In recent news we discovered she took up cigarettes when she was only 3 months out of her mothers womb. She has been abuse free all her life.

This is irrefutable proof that children were so much sexier in the middle of last century. Although the majority of us wouldn't have acted on the impulse on the sexy 60's kids, we certainly couldn't blame anyone for it. The best thing we can hope for is today's children staying obese and alcoholic addicted pregnant little shits.