Toilets + Coat Hangers = Social Reform

Mankind is screaming to another technological age. It is frightening how advanced the human race is becoming. For example the Wendelstein 7-X is a stellarator superconductor under construction. In 2015 it will be able to use electromagnetism to harness plasma as an energy source, the same way the sun use gravity. Considering this I find that this new technological age will never happen because of the the majority of people are being kept away from these technological advances.

The one I am writing about specifically is, as you all will agree, coat hangers in public toilets. If every toilet in the world can't afford to have coat hangers then we will never ever reach alpha centauri. I am one of those people who has recently reached a stage of enlightenment were I am no longer afraid to use public toilets to void my bowels. I feel a stronger, more confident woman with goals who isn't afraid to challenge patriarchal conventions. However when I finish feathering the nest and turn to hang my jacket up on the door and see there is nowhere to hang it an immense anger wells up inside me.

Now it's fact that no matter how clean a toilet floor may look it is actually invest with poo and wee germs and if anything falls on the floor the 5 second rule is void. With no coat hangers I have to find a place for my backpack and coat/jacket. I'm already worrying about my willy touching the basin as I sit down that I don't want to worry about my jacket sleeve touching the floor.

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This was the exact reason I didn't like to use public toilets. Poo is horrible, there is very little redeeming qualities about it, unless you are weird or R Kelly. I find myself having to do a recon mission before I can allow my body to prepare for the drop.

Now I'm being forced to retreat from this great social leap I made. It isn't just me, the whole world is being struck with this epidemic. Soon toilets with coat hangers will be overflowing with people and deconstructed matters of waste. There will be a coat hanger tax and all chaos will ensue, riots, wars, fathers turning on sons, starvation, big brother being entertaining. Before we realise all this technological advancement will be rendered void and we will be nothing more then the primordial ooze that crawled out of the sea.