Warning: The following is heavily steeped in sarcasm - DO NOT take literally.
Every relationship has their own idioms, the little nuances that make each partnership unique. One of these is the games couples play. We all have little silly games that ourselves and our partners play and it makes us feel special. They're a lot of fun, but the best of them all is 'Hide and Seek Our Things Without Telling Your Significant Other.' Oooo golly gosh this is a good 'en.
Remember that important bank statement we placed down on the bed side table because we were going to read it before bed, well why don't our SO's play our favourite game with that. We know we'll look at where we put our bank statements, it'll be liking hiding a needle in a haystack. What it's not there? After fifteen minutes of looking through similar looking letters we've discovered our partners aren't playing easy, they've got a good game in mind. Why don't we look in the next three logical places: Where the books go? No. Where we put our keys? No. Well it must be on the dinner table. Oh no they've really stepped up their game.
Of course they've hid it beneath the sink with all the shopping bags for some unknown reason. What? That's where we put those things now? Oh I'm sorry I forgot the fucking memo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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