Sunday, 3 August 2014

What You Don't Like The Same Food As Me? You're Weird.

How can someone not like pasta? Or how can someone not like the film Shawshank Redemption? Or what you don't like The Beatles? You are strange, you should be cast out by society and thrown into the fires in case you waste any essential oxygen.

Oh wait people are unique and like different things? Wow this is brand new information!




If everyone liked the majority then there wouldn't be such a thing as minority, which is cool. Who has ever heard of the film Kids? No one, I know. Well it's awesome it's about skateboarders doing drugs, having sex with underage girls, its amazing! Youtube it:




One of the reasons I like it is that I get to introduce it to other people and they are also as wowed by it as me. They turn to me and say 'Peter-Shaun Tyrell of the Eclectic Geek blog thank you for introducing this film to me, it has changed my life.' If everyone had seen this then I wouldn't get to hear that amazing sentence.

And so what if I don't like tea or coffee, both things taste like shit. When I drink them, I pull a face like this:


And no one wants that. I seriously might changed that picture its making me sick a bit. And you know why I don't like avocado?

Because it looks like:




They're like twins.

So leave  people alone when they tell you they don't like cous cous because people are unique. And if you don't I'll send more pictures like these. By the way that poo is a novelty fake poo so you shouldn't feel sick.

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