Tuesday 26 November 2013

My Top 5 Cereals

As all of you know by now, I love cereal. It is my favourite food group on the planet because studies show, if you have cereal 18 times a day your life will increase by 3000 years. It's good for you and it tastes fit, how can you argue with that. So as I was having my number 1 cereal this morning it got me thinking 'I need to inform you all on whats the best diet when it comes to cereal.'

To break down the numbers easier, number 1 cereal means you have to eat this the most, number 5 the least but still try and get as much of that as possible. Ok let's begin:

Number 5 is


A standard classic for any cereal lover. One of the plus sides to Corn Flakes, is the 2nd bowl is actually as good as the 1st, which is the only cereal that can boast this.

Number 4 is as follows




 The American import has had recent success in this country and is coming to the forefront in terms of sales. But most importantly it taste better then loads of other things. Sweet, crunchy with milk inbetween the best sandwich one could ask for.



and Number 3

 Crunchy and tough, a cereal not for the faint hearted. Only to be devoured by the true connoisseurs of cereal. Chocolate is always going to have a clear advantage over others but Nesquik is in a league of its own.


A close 1st but not quite, 2nd is here



Throw a couple spoon fulls of sugar on top of these bad boys and you are sorted for the day. Not only a treat for your taste but for your ears as well. A great little treat is after you've finished the left over milk has those little clusters of sugar which is just boss.


and Number 1

Of those 3000 years I mentioned before 2312 years are actually attributed to Coco Pops. A Scientific Journal released last century stated that chocolate can cure all disease and contains all the vitamins in the world. One bowl of Coco Pops is equivalent to 2.6 billions tangerines. The biggest upside to all this, is of course it tastes like a cake made by the Gods on a special episode Master Chef.

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